Thursday, June 29, 2006

religious/philosophical "s**t"

  • Taoism: Shit happens.
  • Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
  • Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
  • Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
  • Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • Hinduism: This shit happened before.
  • Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
  • Hara Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
  • T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
  • Atheism: No shit.
  • Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
  • Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
  • Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
  • Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
  • Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
  • Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
  • Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.