religious/philosophical "s**t"

• Taoism: Shit happens.
• Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
• Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
• Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
• Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
• Hinduism: This shit happened before.
• Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
• Hara Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
• T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
• Atheism: No shit.
• Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
• Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
• Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
• Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
• Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
• Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
• Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.