Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Malibu Stacy panda love

Waylon Smithers: "Uh, sir, I have a...small...personal request."

C. Montgomery Burns: "Oh, of course, Smithers. Anything. (frantically pushing trap door button)."

Smithers: "I disabled the button, sir. Anyway, I need some time off. Oh, as you know, (Burns still pushing trap door button) I've been writing a musical about the Malibu Stacy doll."

Malibu StacyBurns: "A show about a doll? (HI-larious cackling) Why not write a musical about the common cat? Or the king of Siam? (more cackling) Give it up, Smithers."

Smithers: "Actually, sir, we've been booked into a small theater in New Mexico."

Burns: "Whoa, whoa...slow down there, maestro. There's a New Mexico?"


Homer Simpson: "I may be naked and reaking of panda love..."