good Judge Wapner moment

You sort of had to be there, but once on "The People's Court," a case came in, of two men involved in a traffic accident of sorts. One man explained that he had his car door open on a street side, and that the other man had threatened to knock the door off if the first man didn't close it.

Well, the second guy did end up taking the door off. His defense was,

"I told him, if he didn't close that door I was gonna take it OFF."

(He lost the case!)