TV- and other quotes

from TV:

• Homer Simpson, The Simpsons: "But I don't even believe in Jeebus."
• Peter Griffin, The Family Guy: "Where in the Bible does it say that one can't fire off a few knuckle children in the privacy of his neighbor's living room?"
• Eric Cartman, South Park: "Leave no doughnut behind."

and mine:

• "Too bad, so sad."
• "'Tough titty," said the kitty, 'but the milk's still good.' 'Have another,' said the mother, and the kitty said she would."
• "Hey."
• "See ya...wouldn't wanna be ya."
• Well aren't you something?!