the "F" word

After reading that a 250-something-year-old tortoise had died, I exclaimed "f@#kin' hell" to myself and then thought to myself that the word "f@#k" is a great word: I can barely think of a form of speech that the word can't be made into. For example:

"F@#k! F@#k the f@#king f@#ker who f@#ked over the f@#ked-up f@#k who f@#ked a bad f@#k."

And some other forms of the word that are particularly good are:

f@#kwhit | f@#ktard | f@#kin' hell | f@#kin' A | f@#kamatic | get to f@#k | f@#k me