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Jerry and I were listening to Sirius Radio's "Raw Dog" comedy channel (he picked it) on the way home from toting Daisy to the vet. Sabrina Matthews, a lesbian comic, was on, talking about how her mother didn't mind Sabrina's being gay...but that she wished, Sabrina thought, that Sabrina were a lipstick lesbian.

Jerry remarked that Matthews was not in fact a lipstick lesbian, but that she was a 5'4", stocky, wallet-chain-wearing lesbian. I remarked, "like a Smith (College) lesbian?" He said "No...more like a Smith & Wesson lesbian." Meaning more hard core.

Hilarimous!