Holy Guacamole!

Ay, the "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" movie went on an on and on...for almost 3 hours. After changing positions four times in about 10 minutes, I knew it was going to be a long, long movie...and it was. Is a three-hour-long commercial/trailer really a movie? Not to me...I felt defrauded!

Orlando Bloom is an awful actor, and Keira Knightley wasn't much better. Shoowee, and Jack Sparrow's mincing and prancing wore me (back) out after about 2 minutes.

Anyway, halfway through Jerry and I wanted to leave, but we were halfway done. It was obvious, I thought, what the ending would be to the movie, and I thought it'd be neat to see. Well, a few minutes from the end I could tell that things weren't properly turning the corner towards the inevitable ending. And I was right...the two-and-three-quarters hours were a big, big tease, and nothing more. What a waste of time!